Collage of the Week: En garde, beyatch! Ten’s top scribester Max Blagg, is mine!

Sophia: “You’re a powerful sexual being, Max.”

Max: “I am?”

Sophia: “Yes, you are. If I never told you before, I was too embarrassed, but now, now I couldn’t give a fig! You are Sexual…sensual…sexy…sex…sex…sex…”

Richard: “Tcha! Ignore the bitch and get with Rich!”

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The above exchange, a small difference of opinion between Sophia (right) and Richard (left) over Max (Big Apple) Blagg.

Neither Sophia nor Richard have actually met Max. All they know is a grainy picture and the odd filthy email exchange. Still, it’s enough to get both their pulses racing. Both Sophia and Richard claim this obsession with Max exists merely in their heads… Wh@eva! The rest of us know different. If Max were to ever cross the Atlantic, there’d be a fight to the death. “He’s mine!” Talons at dawn, etc, etc…

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5 responses to “Collage of the Week: En garde, beyatch! Ten’s top scribester Max Blagg, is mine!

  1. :)

    god you guys are amazing.😀
    make my day, everyday x x x

  2. Mombasamumu

    If Max were ever to cross the Atlantic there will be several large ‘gentlemen’ awaiting explanations for certain past indiscretions.

  3. Mombasamumu

    Max love, please come home, Love you ever, Retfordratbag

  4. Mombasamumu

    If they are looking for a new Bond mature Maxy’s their man.

  5. I thought he gave up all this for the cloth! Am I wrong?!

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