Oh, sorry, I meant Richard Gray. Didn’t recognise him in all that clashing animal print fur. Have you clocked the earrings? Fabulous! His secret ‘cherry tomatoes, not more that 5-a-day and a handful of carrot sticks to stave off the bigger hunger pangs’ diet is to blame.
And, most importantly, he never swallows, ONLY SPITS! Actual food consumption is SO 1992, dear. Her in charge at the mag is worried, muttered something about manorexia… but, personally, I think he looks super fantastic / am extremely jealous etc. etc. Bitch is shrinking before my very eyes!