This is highly illegal and I really shouldn’t be here typing this, so I’ll be quick:
We’ve just found this in Sophia’s desk drawer, a picture of her surrounded by male models. The stunner on your right is, of course, Dolce boy David Gandy.
This is sick, guy. She’s some kind o’modeliser – as the song would have it.
Look at the beaming smile – the cat that got the underpants!
“David is sooo nice”, “David drinks vodka” and “David liked my shoes” – all we’ve heard, all flipping week!
But then again I’m just jel jel – I emailed the fella and he never emailed back – the embarrassment.
Quick – she’s here!!!!