Here’s a picture of me and my new beard – I say new, it’s actually old. Quite ZZ Top, non? Anyway I’m growing it, it’s going to be so long soon, small children will be able to swing from it. The lady next to me? Why that’s Sylvia. I want to make it perfectly clear that I am not in fact the same gentleman in the below picture, although I have been mistaken for Kanye West on numerous occasions.